Pierce Hampton

I'm sure none of you want to hear about my childhood, and frankly, I don't want to tell you. I am not that interesting. Sure, if you wanna write a bland, uneventful biography about me, then I'll supply you with stock answers about a normal childhood, rest assured.

As for more recent established happenings, I am a Junior in high school. I am a Conservative. I will not hesitate to mock you if you are an idiot. I am a Christian. I am an empiricist. I am a logician with a slight tendency towards insanity. I am a metalhead. I am not emo (Yes this needs clarification). I am also violent (in the non-traditional sense of the word). Evidently I like to parenthesize information for clarification. I am an avid believer in pompous diction. I think of myself of a terrible writer, but my peers say otherwise.

I'm also very bored. Hence the reason I'm here.