E.H. Monroe

S**t eating fuckbag of the crapocalypse.
Dystopian Bard and general word rapist.

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What my peers say about me:

"there was once a lad named monroe
who spit slime as far as it could go
it was vile and green
and made some scream
but the truth can be ugly you know"-Robin, Twisted Verb Pirate

"I heard the guy is a real piece of work, at halloween, the kids are afraid to go to his place cuz three years ago he ate nine in one night. Satan asked him for directions once and he sent him the wrong way....on purpose. I heard that if you sit on a barstool and let the all the noises blend into one......its the sound of EH Monroe masturbating. Guy is crazy, thats all I know........"
-Crowley, the Master of Modern Blues Poetry

"Mr. Monroe is an original. A rare commodity these days, yet it hardly does him justice nor packs his ten tons of talent in the one pound bag called life." Roarke of the Warrior Clan of Rural Renegades

"you remind me of the carnie atmosphere of the track,.Where The dregs of humanity met the last of the illiterate and mixed in a good company of poets." Tate Morgan
F*****g A

"would u just go and get this published and leave us all alone!
I am sorry for your loss..she sounded like one hell of a girl..but your writing is getting out of control..and it shouldn't be here..it should in shiny book on a pretty shelf in a sunny book shop.."-Poetic Justice, Mystery beautician