Harold

I am Harold. It is not easy to exist in two dimensions. You don' t know what it is like for me. But I don't want to complain, because I am a big fan of people and I want to be one someday. A person, that is. I play piano too and I was in the Marines, and also, you can probably tell, I work out a lot. My friend Samson is my good friend, he is putting me on his website once it is done and he also says, sure, he'll help me start a t-shirt business. Sometimes we jam together but it is no fun since I am way better than him.

If you are a nice person or you are art, nice-looking art, or sometimes ugly art, if you want to be my friend it will be okay. But be honest, too. Once someone who I thought was a friend crumpled me up and put me in the waste-paper basket. I don't like the waste-paper basket so don't make me think it will happen again. No way, mister!