Holly Von Darling

Holly Jones/ Holly Von Darling, or more affectionately 'Optimus Jones'.

The Long Words in Textbooks
And the Short Words in the Girls' Toilets
Don't Come Close to It.
The Only Thing that Can Ever Endure in Life is Change.

I Love:
-Lara Edwards
-Lauren Ashley
-Thomas McMahon
-Benson&Hedges Cigarettes
-Sailor Jerry's/Morgan's Spiced/Kraken Rum
-Expensive Lingerie
-Garbage/Deftones/Weezer/Yeah Yeah Yeahs
-Fashion Magazines
-Vintage dresses
-Denim/leather/lace
-Reading the Dictionary
-Writing Prose
-Speaking Elvish
-Moshpits
-That thing I thought was a really mouldy loaf of bread that turned out to be our kitten.
-Big Sunglasses
-Red Lipstick
-Impossible heels
-Books.

Irrevocable Love also for my fellow conspirators and pillars of debauchery, Alex 'Foxy' Mitchell-Fox and Russ Foulkes in addition to my ever patient dread-locked deity of a boyfriend Tommy ♥


"Despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt" - J.R.R Tolkien ('The Lord of the Rings')

"He looked like someone who smelled like someone who lived in a mushroom."- Terry Pratchett ('The Light Fantastic')


NOTE: All of my cover photographs are genuine photographs from my life, taken at the times specified in my works.