LinerBP

�You jack-a*s! You just had to go that extra step and piss them off.� Elma was obviously fuming, while still trying to become one with the huge rock she was taking cover behind.

I take it I�ve got your attention? Well I can certainly assure you the rest to follow will be dry, uneventful and completely about� well, me.
I�m as versatile as it gets.
I have written, and am in the process of writing, over forty works (novels, epics, dramas, short stories, etc., the usual for us). The works I�ve done (am doing) range from historical retellings to Sci-fi and on into children�s books. All this has been going on for� well, years and years, and it doesn�t look like it�s going to end anytime soon.
I have never published or attempted to publish anything I�ve ever written or authored. Oh, I have posted pieces of stuff; i.e. MySPace and the like, but never put a cover around the pieces of my mind I�ve put to paper (hard drive). It�s never truly been a driving force behind what I do. One day perhaps� perhaps, I�ll get that bug and go for the proverbial gusto. I�ll make my millions, lose it all and be content knowing my paperback�s are collecting dust on a Barns and Noble�s shelves all over America, until the end of time.
Okay, on to something else�
I have a little, slight, almost unnoticeable sarcastic side. I know, I know, but even the �greats� must admit their humanity from time to time.
I am also a professional artist and painter. I have my own gallery and webpage. I paint in abstract and impressionism, I like the color blue and believe that everyone must own at least one black T-shirt to make it in this �dog eat dog� world and� oh� I also like cheese.
Hmmm� I don�t think I left anything out� but if I think of something I�ll add it later.