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MAD ENGLISHMAN : Writing

Chapter (5) THE HAPPY BEETLE

Chapter (5) THE HAPPY BEETLE

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


BEETLEA Happy Little Beetle was sitting in the sun,then the Happy Little Beetlewent off to have some fun.The Happy Little Beetlewent crawling on a log..
Chapter (6) SLUG THING

Chapter (6) SLUG THING

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


A slippery slithery slimy thingWas looking for his friend,When the slippery slithery slimy thingWent sliding round a bend.But slippery slithery slim..
Chapter (7) THE GOBBOLIT

Chapter (7) THE GOBBOLIT

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


THE GOBBOLIT The Gobbolit is a really horrid beast, He likes nothing more, than to drink and to feast. He eats and he drinks from morning..
Chapter (8) THE TELESCOPE

Chapter (8) THE TELESCOPE

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


TELESCOPEMum bought me a telescope Cos I had been good. It was shiny and big On a stand made of wood. We put it in the garden To lo..
Chapter (9) THE FLY

Chapter (9) THE FLY

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


JUST A LITTLE ONE FOR KIDDIES.
Chapter (10) A HAPPY EVER AFTER STORY

Chapter (10) A HAPPY EVER AFTER STORY

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


Once upon a time, in a land far away, A princess was locked in a tower. The King and Queen had put her there, because she wouldn’t wash..
Chapter (11) MY 2 LEGGED DOG

Chapter (11) MY 2 LEGGED DOG

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


My 2 legged dog A two legged dog came calling one day I thought he was cute So I asked him to stay He couldn’t do much except st..
Chapter (12) MOON

Chapter (12) MOON

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


The Moon Silver Moon up in the sky Are you really made of cheese? And where do moon beams come from If you don’t have any trees...
Chapter (13) WHAT IS A FISH ?

Chapter (13) WHAT IS A FISH ?

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


What is a fish? A flashing streak across a deep blue sea, A sharp toothed tiger hunting free. Silver shoals a million strong, A Whale ..
Chapter (14) THE CLOCK

Chapter (14) THE CLOCK

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


A Grand Father clock Stood tall by a wall, and inside lived a mouse who was really quite small. He ate bits of cheese, which he..