GUESS WHO HAD THE POLICE CALLED ON THEM TODAY!? Sure wasn't Barney the Purple Dinosaur. Lol.. Yeah... I'm just going to copy and paste a lot of this....
Hey, long time no see, pal! Yeah... I guess I have a lot of fortune cookies to stomp on... Why haven't I been making entries? Well, on May 22nd, I sma..
BABY DID A BAD BAD THING! FEEL LIKE CRYING! It's been almost a week since I last splattered my brains here. So why not? Feels like I'm about ready to ..
Someone could split me in half like a roasted chicken and I'd feel better about my current situation.. Mom continues with her pessimistic talks with m..
Hey! Finally accomplished something I should have done a while ago. I told off my sister's family. HEY! You know what? I got tired of it. Even before ..
HAPPYYYYYY CINCO DE MAYO! YOU CAN FEEL THE CHUPACABRA DANCING ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD! I wasn't planning on typing today but... I found out something this..
BLAAAAAAAAAACK VELVET! A NEW CAKE THAT'LL BRING YOU TO YOUR STOMACH! Black Velvet if you please... Yep... The coyote strikes back... I ALMOST had a gi..
GUESSSSSSS WHHHHOOOO HAS THE MILD TYPE OF CANCERRRRRRR THAT'S EASY TO TREAAAAT!? That's right... My mommy. Lol. Yeah, she went to the doctor's yesterd..
GO AHEAD AND DRINK THE URINE FROM THAT DRAGON! This has been a pretty weird, busy and exceptional month... April. This month has been my most social f..
HEY THERE, PINEAPPLE IN THE EARLOBE! I couldn't think of an actual intro but what's up, I guess.. I entered into a dream nightmare hybrid realm over t..