F**k an intro. I'm pissed off. I thought Sandra was going to leave at 7 PM. It's 10:35 PM as I type this and she's still not pounding the roadrunner t..
YOUR NEPHILIM HAIR CAUSED A MEDIUM SIZED FLOOD! Baaaaaaack at it again... Can't tell if goblins are raping my neocortex or I'm just eating too much su..
THE HEEL OF NOTHING HAS STOMPED ME INTO OBLIVION! Heyyy... Not a whole lot has been happening... except a few days ago, my girlfriend Sandra got hypno..
Gyaaaaaaaaaah! Storm on the head! My face is about ready to rain... Umm... The session went pretty good, actually... Feels like all three of us cleare..
BAAAAACK TOOOO THE MOOOOON SOOOO SOOON, MONGREL SKULL? Back pretty darn soon, aren't I? Something pretty interesting has happened. Yesterday, I did a ..
PAPPY DONT LIKE IT WHEN YOU TOSS FOOD AT EACH OTHER DURING TURKEY ZOMBIE DAY. Sorry, I couldn't think of an intro... It's 6:30 in the morning and the ..
Guess who's heart transformed into an atomic bomb? MEEEEEEEEEEE! Yup... Although right now, I'm trapped in a jar of Mongolian Death Worm pee because o..
Just throw me on a desolate island with nothing but tiki monsters. Something interesting happened at the store. I saw Darby there. I had to take a loo..
The crab meat is what turned me into a Choo Choo train! 8 more days and I get to be with my humanoid key... Dream like... I hope my girlfriend will ea..