Eggbert
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A day in the life of a photographA Poem by EggbertIt stands so elegant on the sideBehind glass with a picture madeA photo to show off the amazing imageOf a person so dear in their heartEven though the.. |
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InternetA Poem by EggbertA phone line carrying internetCut off by the fatherDue to misuse of the serviceThe kid is getting internet backWithout his father or Dave knowingCause.. |
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A tin of soup went flyingA Poem by EggbertA tin of soup went flyingThrough the air againContained a rocket launcherSmashing window paneOn the rear of the houseThe landlord won't be pleasedWhen.. |
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Colouring basicsA Poem by EggbertA basic coloured picture done in a bout ten minutes using Sharpies |
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Pulling powerA Poem by EggbertA quick tug many hours it's doneSerious strength fingers are wonMoving quick when fingers rubWhitish cream in special tubLubricates to make pulling fa.. |
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Drip drip waterleakA Poem by EggbertThere was a water leakFrom a water pipeThrough the floor the water wentAnd now I've got a gripeWith the diy manWho tried to swap the showerWhen water .. |
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Humpty and his GirlfriendA Poem by EggbertPoor Humpty Dumpty sat in his vanTrying to act like a proper big manHand on the girl and touching her legsTried to go pulling, down her frilly kegsShe.. |
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F*g treeA Poem by EggbertIn the garden dig the hole Bury f*g butts that's the goal Wait to see if f*g trees grow Not that likely don't you know In the soil these f*g butts.. |
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Out for a driveA Poem by EggbertYou have to go for a drive tonightYes a drive that is so brightOut of town you see the stars4 in a row they lead to marsWithout a doubt the night is c.. |
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Today's job for my girlfriendA Story by EggbertJust wanted to show folks what I'd been doing today changing two cameras on my girlfriend's house because of a bearded bloke who keeps hanging about |
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