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The dirty Troll

A Story by Eggbert

One fine day near the little bridge in a land called broadband lived a troll with scraggy hair.It was a nasty little troll because he used to try and ..

Jingle bells remade

A Poem by Eggbert

Jingle bellsTrampy smellsHe got sent awayTried to pull his tiny dickWhile watching porn all dayOh Jingle bellsTrampy smellsStayed in the shower too lo..

Jingle jingle all the way

A Poem by Eggbert

Jingle jingle hear the bellsSanta's coming with Christmas smellsLoads of presents for good kidsChocolate boxes with open lidsPlenty of gifts for all t..

The wrong trousers

A Poem by Eggbert

Sat in the room and watching crapHand down pants listening to rapPulling left then to the rightMonseur willy make his eyes brightEnjoying attention fr..

Two Bob bits

A Poem by Eggbert

When you have the two Bob bitsOut your arse does come the shitsIt's brown and smells just like a turdAnd mates all say that its absurdWhen you eat a d..

Toilet troubles

A Poem by Eggbert

A bloke he had the dirty dumpsDown the toilet went his lumpsJust like stew all wet and brownBad curry caused such a frownIt made his arse get blown to..

Chicken tikka

A Poem by Eggbert

Cautionary tale about chicken curry

Smell Busters

A Poem by Eggbert

An eerie thing stands in the road Just like a smelly warty toad It travels through the dark cold night In the shaddows out of sight This creature..

I dreamt I met my nan again

A Poem by Eggbert

In memory to my nan who i was very close to

Spirit Journey

A Poem by Eggbert

Above the fluffy clouds so highFlying above the humans skyLittle balls of very bright lightShining through like rays of whiteMany old spirits are guid..