Phil R Jacobsen

I'm a short story writer. Even though I think there's nothing more pompous than saying you're a writer.

"My views on life are so important that I must write them down in fictional interpretations and share them with the world! You're God Damn WELCOME!"

So I hope you wont find it pompous if I say I am a writer. But I write stories about harmless zombies (you know, young Americans).