R.J Calzonetti (SinisterPotatoe)

R.J Calzonetti (SinisterPotatoe)

"

To agonize over one word is to see the beauty of them all

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Burlington, Halton, Canada
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About Me

For those who wonder why I have a silly username, I've been using this name because I find it funny. Potatoes are never really that sinister. The e on the end of potato is because I'm a potato with toes! :3

I enjoy writing poetry and short stories. My main interests are Writing, reading, video games, and sports.

I struggle with depression and several mental illnesses, and started writing as a way to release all the emotions and cool my head. If you enjoy them, then that's a bonus.

I love writing poetry. I like to think poetry is like taken a nice poop after a meal. It's a way of dispelling emotions. Except these poops aren't fit to be flushed down, I'd rather keep them in a picture frame on my dresser and worship them. Poetry poops are sacred.

I am male, and most days I am asexual. I like to think I'm 95% asexual, and 5% straight. This is because romantic relationships scare me, and I've had some bad experiences. Friends are better than having a partner that might betray my trust eventually.

I was born is 1997, so you'll know my age in case I don't get around to changing it when I'm a year older. I was 20 when I wrote this up though.

I'm currently at college, but I won't say where. I'm rather lax with my studies, what I mean by that is I take my time. But I try my best, I just do it slower than most.

I'm probably the only potato that eats other potatoes. I honestly feel a little bit like Hannibal Lecter. If he were a potato.

You can call me Sini, Sinister, potato, or Jack. I won't disclose my real name though. I hope we can get along!


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Posted 1 Month Ago


Change is the unchangeable law if nature but some things never change because they shouldn't change. The tasteless water should never turn sweet and the wet soil should never smell roses.

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Posted 2 Months Ago


So as mine! :)

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Posted 2 Months Ago


MY BODY IS READY TO COLLLLABBBBBB

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Posted 6 Months Ago


Yes, my feet just happen to be root vegetables. Don’t judge me.

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Posted 6 Months Ago


Potatoes with toes! 😂

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Posted 7 Months Ago


Jack your going places. Amazing poems flowing from within you out. Hugs. Dawn.

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Posted 9 Months Ago


Heyyyyyyy Jack!!! How's team skull treating ya? Still doing the dance? Hahaha! Immmm sooooo excited about the pokemon game on the nintendo switch!! And I definitely can't wait to play the legend of Zelda on there either. But dammmnnn Mario kart on the switch? It's a dreaaaammmm!!! #RainbowRoad!!!! Have you played the switch? Or are you like me and still enjoying the Gameboy? :P
ah well... I got geeky.... Soorrrrryyyyy!!! I should go now!!! Byeeeee! Hugs!

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Posted 11 Months Ago


Prepare for trouble! It's the follower of Poe!
And make it double! That's all you'll ever know!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all people within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our read to the stars above!
Sarah!
And Pluto!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!

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Posted 1 Year Ago


Thanks Tahsin.Z!

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Posted 1 Year Ago


Congrats on your reward Sini!!😊