E. R. Patient

Hey everyone. I am different. I'm not the only one in my head. Hence the name ...'

R- I love to read and watch tv. I get my exercise by taking martial arts. I love space, and have an avid curiosity for the science of it. I also live to write, especially with E.

E- Kay, I hate excersise, ... just an FYI ...

I live for stories, art and music, and love to write fan-fiction avidly. R and I 're gonna get ta work, an' write ya some stories.

So, buckle up, this'll be great.

Also, read request us, we'll answer any questions you may have, and we're willing to be friends with practically everyone! (Unless, of course, you suck, or are a jerk, in which case I will override R and make sure you don't have any friends!)

R- also, we don't read mature stories, so please refrain from sending them to us.

E- yeah, keep your smut and Gore to yourself, perverts.

R- E ...

E- okay, sorry. Just, don't send us nasty crap.

R- But we are willing to read what we are sent as best we can. Honestly we hope you return the favor... but if you don't, I won't judge.

E- I will.