Craig Rozniecki
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The Top Ten Twitter Pornos (an excerpt from my bo..A Story by Craig RoznieckiThe Top Ten Twitter Pornos When I first heard of the lingo used on the social-networking site, Twitter, I immediately began to chuck.. |
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Weiner Tweets His Massive Tweet (an excerpt from m..A Story by Craig RoznieckiWeiner Tweets His Massive Tweet New York Democratic Congressman, Anthony Weiner, has made big news of late. Mr. Weiner (pronounced w.. |
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My Life Is a Shadow of My Horoscope (an excerpt fr..A Story by Craig RoznieckiMy Life Is a Shadow of My Horoscope That's right. Each and every day, I read my horoscope and that's how I plan my day. I also have a.. |
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Just a FriendA Poem by Craig RoznieckiJust a FriendAlways finds a way to see me,Flirts time and time again,She stares deeply into my eyes,I’m just a friend,She laughs at all my jokes.. |
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The Big GambleA Poem by Craig RoznieckiThe Big GambleTo Vegas I go,Naively optimistic,Hoping to get lucky,That one-in-a-million,Flying over the desert,In a pitch black sky,Before my eyes wi.. |
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No PainA Poem by Craig RoznieckiNo PainA sore throat,A hamstring strain,A broken nose,I feel no pain,An ear infection,An ankle sprain,A jammed finger,I feel no pain,A stiff back,A su.. |
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Break-up Operation (B.O.)A Poem by Craig RoznieckiBreak-up Operation (B.O.)A sadness dawns upon me,As we part ways,Cognizant that all is lost,Tears streaming down my face,Immediate attempts made,To ho.. |
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Better Than SexA Poem by Craig RoznieckiBetter Than SexTo look into your eyes,Feel your hand in mine,To see you laugh,See you smile,To hold you tightly,Hear you breathe,Rub your back,Watch y.. |
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The BlameA Poem by Craig RoznieckiThe BlameCatching her in another lie,With another man,Late as usual,It’s all my fault,A bad day at work,Her mother getting fired,Her softball te.. |
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The Irony of hippo...phobia (the fear of long word..A Story by Craig RoznieckiThe Irony of hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (the fear of long words)Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words.# No, I'm not k.. |
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