andrew mitchell : Writing

Eve! Is that an Adam's apple?

Eve! Is that an Adam's apple?

A Poem by andrew mitchell


Eve! Is that an Adam's Apple?Your voice was so deep,manly, but your motiveswere that of a woman,so I put my handup your dress.Excuse me! I 'avea very ..
After all this time, you hid the legend.

After all this time, you hid the legend.

A Poem by andrew mitchell


After all this time, you hid the legend."Hi! Where are you from?"Camelot! she replied."Oh! Indeed!" I said.Under your skirtwas the Holy Grail,but you ..
Just a storm in a teacup!

Just a storm in a teacup!

A Poem by andrew mitchell


Just a storm in a teacup! I didn't believe in UFO's, but I did see a flying saucer in the war of the roses.
Sorry! My maths is bad!

Sorry! My maths is bad!

A Poem by andrew mitchell


Sorry! My maths is bad! Putting two and two together, I worked you out! You were not five!
Huh? I do not understand?

Huh? I do not understand?

A Poem by andrew mitchell


Huh! I do not understand? The sign says closed, but the door is open?
Mayday! Mayday!

Mayday! Mayday!

A Poem by andrew mitchell


Mayday! Mayday!One could notunderstand yourspirit of initiative,when you did nottake off;transcendentallyyou remained grounded.
Rigged you were!

Rigged you were!

A Poem by andrew mitchell


Rigged you were!The pinnacleof your successwas my chainssupporting you.Don't cut your tieswhen upright,the fall from gracebecomes paramount.
Beware Frenchie! For I am Englishe!

Beware Frenchie! For I am Englishe!

A Poem by andrew mitchell


Beware Frenchie! For I am englishe!Viva La Napoleon!You did notinvent the wheel,but I found yourrevolutionssomewhat revolting!
The musical chair  in the museum of consequence.

The musical chair in the museum of consequence.

A Poem by andrew mitchell


The musical chair in the museum of consequence.Of the lovely chair displayed,have commiserationsfor this chair thatdoes not serveits purpose,that sits..
On the rocks!

On the rocks!

A Poem by andrew mitchell


just fictional brevity!