The Lemon Parade

The Lemon Parade

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Atlanta, GA
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About Me




I was that girl...the girl who got made fun of, the one that was 5'2 in the 5th grade with b***s, the one that had braces and was painfully awkward. God bless the late bloomers!

I am a small town girl from south Alabama. I graduated from the University of Alabama (ROLL TIDE!) and I can now be found in the big city of Atlanta...the New York of the South...

I love my dog Peter, my cat Kiiiiiiiiiidy boy, cheese danishes, thrift store shopping, hot pink party dresses, stilettos, Ferrero Rocher chocolates, budweiser or vodka water with a lime, chatting over coffee, cigarettes, ceramic cats, shot glasses, ALABAMA FOOTBALL (ROLL TIDE ROLL),my sister, creating original songs on my harmonica, the BLUES, thinking of wonderfully ridiculous inventions and answering the phone with my harmonica.

Inspired by life, I write a lot about what is going on around me..no science fiction or erotic fantasies here...sorry...just relationships, friendships and family...

It has been said that a good writer reads more than he writes, and that being said, I love to read. What better inspiration than a thought provoking piece of literature? I find value in almost anything so I am happy to read and review any work, just be prepared for honesty. I can give you the grand perspective of a 25 year old, in an unhappy job who plans to have a herd of dogs and cats and die an old maid!


***** Feel free to "rain on my parade" every now and again. If no one did, how would the flowers that line the streets bloom?"**********


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Posted 12 Years Ago


Dropping by to say hi. Hope all is great.

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Posted 12 Years Ago


My pleasure !
--Eagle

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Posted 12 Years Ago


I knew if anyone understood "Knock, Knock..." it would be you. Our conversation most definitely sparked the inspiration for this one. I think we've both learned a lesson here lately.

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Posted 12 Years Ago


glad I could make you smile a little with my Whoring 101, glad to see that the ladies of the Cafe still have the best sense of humor in town.

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Posted 12 Years Ago


Yay! Glad to see you posted a good amount of new work. I'll definitely be reviewing some soon. :)

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Posted 12 Years Ago


i heard one that made me laugh (though please dont take it seriously), from one of my favorite authors no less-
"There is no such thing as a bad liar- they simply need more practice" - Mark Twain

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Posted 12 Years Ago


*thud* alright- i have reviewed ;P

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Posted 12 Years Ago


lol, no, sorry not a Faldwell fan, at least in the since of taking advice ^.^
my day is fantabulous, im holed up in my apartment abusing my body with alchol and editing my new book/s...its going well...i may later go mosey into public for pancakes...who knows *shurgs*
and the weather....possible prostitution with a slight chance of taxi road rash...ahhh the city

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Posted 12 Years Ago


hmmm...something funny...heres one of my favorite quotes:
Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

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Posted 12 Years Ago


morning dearest ;P