Eric Lowther

ADDENDUM 6-4-07 BEFORE SENDING FRIEND REQUESTS, PLEASE READ MY ENTRY "THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW-THE CAFE EDITION (my featured story)" OR SOMETHING ELSE OF MINE AND LEAVE A REVIEW. I WILL NO LONGER APPROVE FRIEND REQUESTS FROM THOSE THAT HAVEN'T READ ME BEFORE REQUESTING. BESIDES, IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ME, HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?

The author of these silly bits of fiction is a hack, not an actual author, and takes no responsibility for any typos, grammatical errors or the presence of any strong odors upon these pages. You read these words at your own risk. Any resemblance to any persons living, dead, undead, winged, scaled, clawed, haloed or otherwise mundane or fantastical is strictly coincidental or possibly a matter of minor copyright infringement. The works you are about to read contain instances of strong language, violence and sexual content and at least one televangelist. Reader discretion is advised. You've been warned.