Deleted Barkeep

I've been to Burning Man. My playa name is "That (expletive deleted) Barkeep". It got gifted to me at a no-name backyard burn, where I taught a few unruly participants a valuable lesson:

"Free booze is not an entitlement, but free habanero sauce slipped into your drink can be if you mouth off to me enough at 4 am."

Some of what you'll read really happened, and some did not. None of the names are real. Drinking (not all of it in moderation), Burning Man and Burning will appear repeatedly, but not inevitably, in the writing I post to this site.

Yes, I'm over 21.