M.Pence

Melissa Pence is a gigantically fat, white girl geek that was born and raised a good girl in Nova Scotia, Canada. Soon after several disastrous events, such as her birth as well as the realization that bugs suckshe grew up into the fine gelatinous blob of blonde hair and blue eyes we all know and love today.

In February 2011, despite her best attempts at convincing the world she still doesn't know where the little dot goes after a sentence, she had her first short story published in a collection called Under the Stairs, by Divertir Publishing. The story, Sixteen Fingers, was written in during Flash Fiction month. Melissa likes to pick the free copy of the book up and stroke it when she thinks no one is looking.

Someday when she grows up, she hopes to never grow up, write something really nice someday and perfect her wookie calls.