Somnambules Forum Group Collab: A dozen ways to ..

You can bash it with a ping-pong paddle
You can shove it in front of a prius

You can hold it down with shackles

You can use a shovel to bash its face or smack with it with an open car door

[guess it's non-rhyming?]

nah, doesn't have to rhyme & post as many ways as possible, and we'll edited down to the best.

You can waterboard it with Kool-Aid
You can make it drive a Toyota

you can choke it down with twinkies
you can use a flame thrower as binaca

You can feed it stale intestines
or force its arms to its sides

You can put it in the center of the Large Hadron Collidor You can set it loose on any street in Rwanda- if it doesn't end up as an elected official, it will die quickly You can rear-end it while it drives a Pinto

Make him pancakes with blueberry jam on whilst playing him Demis Russos lmao xx