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Howie Needs Our Love. No Matter What (I think)

12 Years Ago


As Howie goes through the stresses and strains of modern life, being in the Royal Navy, and dealing with a difficult home life we all need to support him.

I'm going to buy him a round of beer. (Wait I can't do that on-line, sorry Howie).
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12 Years Ago


Dear all,

  Thanks very much for all your kind words and concerns - I've been going through a little bit of a rough patch lately but I'm on the mend.  I think it was William Wordsworth who once wrote 's**t happens' (it was one of his lesser know sonnets, I believe).

  I will be getting back to reading all your work and writing some more of my own (more uplifting stuff, Sunny, I promise!!).

  Thanks again you lot and don't worry, the HoWiE-Train will be back on the tracks shortly following a period of defect rectification.

Cheers!!  Take care.

HoWiE ;-)

 

PS. Sunny, I believe there is an internet company who specialises in mailing beer across the world in small plastic bags, so if you find it, I'll have a pint of John Smiths!

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12 Years Ago


Dear Howie,

I'm glad to hear you're feeling a little better... you Brits are a better at the whole "stiff upper lip" thing than we are! The latest promo for BBC America IS "A little Brit different!" If you get tired of all that Stoicism, you know we're here for you.

That having been said, please don't confuse our wholly human compasssion for a license to run amuck in the playground of our all too susceptible hearts and minds. Though I admit the whole wounded puppy dog eyes look is very appealing, our organization will try to resist.

Please STOP repeating ominously, "Resistance is FUTILE!" And who exactly gave you permission to get inside my head, anyway?

BTW - I, too, would be sending you internet beer by the keg, if I did not think you could trace the source and somehow find your way to my doorstep...

 

                               Chantal-Lise

                               (not-so-covert operator/trainer/stalker)

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12 Years Ago


Dear Howie,

I’m sure you do not have to plead for beer internationally.  With as cute as you are (there I finally admitted it) you do not have to plead for pints of brew. 

I would not mind you showing up at my doorstep except you would be met with a bear of a man that is 5 inches taller and weighs at least 50 lbs heavier (convert to stones or grams or whatever you Brits use) who would like to feed you a knuckle sandwich.  He is not reasonable toward young men that I have established a fan club for and since I have only established one fan club you would be in a dangerous position.  Do not find your way to my welcome mat please. 

I do not know what type of relationship Ms. Mirman finds herself in at the moment but as for me I will warn you that the gun laws in Texas are very loose and still resemble those of the Old West in some ways. 

Therefore, for your own safety and since ordering you some beer from some beerinbags.com site will attract you to me further I will not send you any pints of beer in plastic bags.  I won’t do it.  I won’t do it, I say.


My Rationale,

Sunny

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12 Years Ago


I think, if I'm not wrong (and I'm NEVER wrong) that Woody can log onto: www.smash_a_royal_navy_man_in_the_face.com and get me beaten up online for about $10 with an option for leg breakage for an additional $25 - which I think is both a reasonable and competitive price!

You have now put me off visiting Texas for ever, lol, unless the UK decides to invade, in which case I won't have much choice - watch CNN for details.

Cheers!!

Howser-Wowser ;-)

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12 Years Ago


Dear Howie,

Since I only have a short time on a community computer and was on the Cafe to finish a poem (serious business) I decided to post here instead (goofing around business).

I have mellowed the bear of a man during this couple's retreat weekend.  He now understands that our relationship is that of e-son and e-mum.  So you do not have to concern yourself with any violent telegrams.

We have spent the last couple days at a German settlement that was the first in Texas.  Of course there is a small brewery here.  I approached them with the beer-in-bag idea.  They said they had thought of it before but that they were afraid the Royal Navy would invade Texas and decided to shelve the idea until a later time when the threat was minimal.

I didn't quite understand this as Fredericksburg, Texas is at least 200 miles or more inland.  When asked they said that the English sailors were well known for their beer drinking especially for the last 19 years (isn't that when you joined up).  They didn't want to attract them to their site.

Anyway, I saw your picture on their bulletin board along with their safety information.  That was weird, huh?

However, Woody is much happier that I concentrated my energies on him for the past couple days, no threat from him. 

Have to go, bear kisses from the rear,
Sunny