The League Of Gonzo Journalists

Welcome to the League of Gonzo Journalists. This band of brothers and sisters is formed in the memory of the Gonzo Godfather, Hunter S. Thompson. We honor his legacy and adopt his dogmatic approach to American Journalism.

We are muckrakers, the breed of which all public officials fear. As our numbers grow, know that the Corrupt Swine in the Halls of Power will be helpless to stop the hoard of empowered, fringe, lunatic journalists.

We are citizens who reject the idea of impartiality. We are humans, inherantly bound to perspective. We will use Journalism as a Hammer to Smash our enemies, because we are Right and they are Wrong.

We will March on a Road of Bones.

Mahalo.

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  Stephen C. Webster

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