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Worst Review-- Ever.

12 Years Ago


What is the worst review you've ever had?  (Be honest.  We aren't all perfect.)

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12 Years Ago


The worst ones go, 'Wow, I really liked that.'

 

It's the literary equivalent of a fake orgasm.  It makes you wonder if they even read it.

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12 Years Ago


Here's another one:

"OMG!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!"

These kinds of reviews happen to me on other writing sites. To me, it's annoying and it obviously doesn't help me to improve my pieces.

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12 Years Ago


On another blog someone (a former friend who thought the story was an intentional shank to his kidney) told me, "All I'll say about this story is I printed it out, took it to the bathroom, and wiped my a*s with it. Nuff said."  That's his response verbatim.

When I dissociate myself from his response in relation to the story's content and our actual relationship at the time, when I conveniently forget that the main character was actually based on him, and when I just read his review of the story I laugh. So, I guess it wasn't that bad of a review.