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[12/7/23] "Halt! I need your Haiku License!" (A silly experiment)

1 Year Ago




Uh oh, gang! It's the Haiku police! Quick, hide your forbidden writing techniques and passion! These guys are crooked, and might steal them! Or worse: they might make you watch an 8-hour seminar on how the letter "O" ought to sound in your writing! *GASP!*

*The officer, who is clearly constipated and hastily generated by AI, approaches you....*

*"Your Haiku License, please...." the officer speaks, having a rough yet somehow vague and non descriptive accent.*

*Your friend looks nervous and SO HANDSOME for no bias reason at all. He reaches into his wallet, handing over his "Haiku License." You and he know you forged your Haiku licenses the night before, during your annual "Let's write all night until we can't feel feelings anymore" gathering.*

*You watch your friend fake a grin as the Haiku Police officer reads over their license*

This Is My Haiku
A Totally Real License
It Is So Shiny!

*You witness your friend breathe a little easier as the officer hands back the completely realistic and not ridiculous form of identification. Said officer turns, extending their hand towards you.*

[Quick! Reply with a Haiku! If you do, you'll get past! Anybody who doesn't.... well, they might not get the joke later.... and THAT is the real crime!]

Re: [12/7/23] "Halt! I need your Haiku License!" (A silly experiment)

1 Year Ago


"Go seek injustice,
And you will find none from me,
This is my license."

- Leon

Re: [12/7/23] "Halt! I need your Haiku License!" (A silly experiment)

1 Year Ago


Originally posted by Stu. T.H. (Leon)
"Go seek injustice,
And you will find none from me,
This is my license."

- Leon

Well played, Leon--well played. Looks like you're the only other card carrier so far. If nothing else, it'll be an inside joke at least haha.

Re: [12/7/23] "Halt! I need your Haiku License!" (A silly experiment)

1 Year Ago


recycling words
giving old books new purpose
one page at a time
-CC.

{had to dig this one up from my past.}

Re: [12/7/23] "Halt! I need your Haiku License!" (A silly experiment)

1 Year Ago


Originally posted by living lavender
recycling words
giving old books new purpose
one page at a time
-CC.

{had to dig this one up from my past.}

Maaan.... your Haiku License is way more poetic looking than mine :(

But heck yeah, there's three of us now!

Re: [12/7/23] "Halt! I need your Haiku License!" (A silly experiment)

1 Year Ago


hahaha thank you! i liked yours as well.

FUN FACT: in a previous life. {a couple years ago.} 
i was obsessed with this style of poetry....obsessed. lol

Re: [12/7/23] "Halt! I need your Haiku License!" (A silly experiment)

1 Year Ago


Originally posted by living lavender
hahaha thank you! i liked yours as well.

FUN FACT: in a previous life. {a couple years ago.} 
i was obsessed with this style of poetry....obsessed. lol

And look at you know! You got your Haiku License!
(Even if we forged them ;D )