Irony is bitter, is it not? : Writing

part 1: elyzabeth

part 1: elyzabeth

A Chapter by Irony is bitter, is it no..


Okay, give it up. Who stole my mind? Wow, I don’t know anymore. I’ve lost my mind And I’m pretty sure you took it. I like ho..
part 2: so you actually pick up your phone

part 2: so you actually pick up your phone

A Chapter by Irony is bitter, is it no..


So you actually pick up your phone Because maybe, Maybe you were wrong too Halfway though, you deciede to hang up on me (well, then) Apparent..
part 3: so i ditched milk for orange juice

part 3: so i ditched milk for orange juice

A Chapter by Irony is bitter, is it no..


So I ditched milk for orange juice And OD’d on OJ (Not bad of a pun) Anyways. How come You’re not In washington? Mexico, really..
part 4: all of a sudden

part 4: all of a sudden

A Chapter by Irony is bitter, is it no..


All of a sudden You’re speaking to her in italian (maria knows italian?!) My mind goes crazy (I haven’t seem maria in a while) Hell..
part 5: math-based

part 5: math-based

A Chapter by Irony is bitter, is it no..


Wow, all of us are like siblings We fight And we laugh Fight, And forgive “I should get my OJ,” I comment, Looking down sadly into..
part 6: i excuse myself

part 6: i excuse myself

A Chapter by Irony is bitter, is it no..


I excuse myself I run out of the café, And run straight into maria “gosh!” she yells, “watch where you’re going!&rd..
part 7: fishville

part 7: fishville

A Chapter by Irony is bitter, is it no..


Are we in good standings? I’m on a plane, And I’m going back Dear God. Double major In pure and applied math Minor in either compu..
part 8: pickled plum, buttered rum

part 8: pickled plum, buttered rum

A Chapter by Irony is bitter, is it no..


“Pickled plum, buttered rum Pickled plum, buttered rum Pickled plum, buttered rum Pickled plum, buttered rum Pickled plum, buttered rum Pic..
Irony Is Bitter, Is It Not?

Irony Is Bitter, Is It Not?

A Book by Irony is bitter, is it no..


The story of my life, in short poetry verse form.