Alicia

I live in the Chamber of Secrets and have a timeshare in Narnia (where I throw foam parties every weekend).
I love Moon Over Buffalo and backwards ghost messages.
I live for apple juice and british accents.
Many of my friends are imaginary.
I frequently get walk-it-out cramps.
I'm fluent in ebonics.
I have a specialty in creepin'.
I'm a wannabe melodica connoisseur.
I have a black belt in both badassery and Tae Kwon Do.
I love Pepe the Prawn, Meryl Streep, and Cap'n Crunch (the guy, not the cereal).
Pick-up lines tickle me pink.
I've been told that I dance like a black girl better than a black girl dancing like a black girl.