I recommend you to my psychiatrist. She has long legs and hairy arms; & she'll therapize you, I'm teling you, 'till you melt skin onto your bones. She subscribes to what is called the 'shock & awe' method. According to which, she ties you to a chair, straddles you, slaps you, and rapes you twice weekly with a cattle-prod. The idea is your psycho-sexual apparatus breaks down eventually into simple master-slave psychosis and leaves you healthily susceptible to her professional advice.
I mean there's only so much of this horny b***h a man can take.
Quite an idea, don't you think?
The functional life awaits.
Oh, I get it, it's a joke, hahahahaa! Yeah sorry about that I wasn't sure what you meant by it at first, but I gotcha now. Thanks for the compliment! I'm glad you liked it and I'll be sure to write more like it for you to enjoy. Your taste is a little extreme for me but I'll see what I can come up with. Punching babies, dude, you're wicked!
i may have overlooked whether i responded or not. either way i'll do so again if that's the case. Doom, thanks for reviewing my flash fiction piece, your insight is great, informative, constructive and intelligent. You got a knack for paying close attention to intent and style and i, as well as others here, appreciate your talent and effort. thanks again.
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