symon

Simon is no one of consequence.

The b*****d child of a Texas debutante who died in a freak horse riding accident when Simon was nine years old.

Raised by his grandparents, Carlton and Annabelle Beaurogard, Simon has relegated himself to the life of a trust fund baby. Spending his days attempting to write the quintessential twenty-second century novel, but failing miserably.

Currently, Simon is on the forty-third rewrite of The S**t, The Sycophant and the S**t Head. A 1,200 word epic about three twenty-something trouble makers (Robyn, Georgie and Alex) who refuse to grow up on the mean streets of suburban Phoenix�s desert golf communities.