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I write because I have to. I tried not writing for awhile and I developed a tic in my right eye and a perpetual foamy crust at the corners of my mouth. When my condition got so bad that coworkers started avoiding me at work, I gave up and started writing again. Wouldn't you know, the condition cleared right up. With all the writing I do to keep myself healthy, you'd think I'd be better at it, but I'm not. Then it dawned on me: maybe I should let other people read my writing. Maybe they could give me some tips or some medication to manage my symptoms so I can stop.

I'm a 31 year old guy, at least until my next birthday (then I'll still be a guy, but I'll be 32 for those of you who are a little slow on the uptake) who works in an office doing terribly important things like going to meetings, having conference calls, writing emails and going on Facebook. But for some reason, I'm not finding this fulfilling. (I know, weird, right?) So I had this crazy dream that I would give all that up along with the nice, fat paycheck and become a starving writer. I am hoping that the stern reviewers on this site can beat that idea out of my head so I can put my nose right back up next to that corporate grindstone and cuddle with it.

To that end, I'll be posting some things here in a variety of different forms and genres. You should read them or just say hi. Or both.