Dis ain't no CHAPTER B**** its page 1 First Kiss

me ranting, you gunna read just get used to it

all righty here, one, Last night i got my first REAL kiss, we were kissing on a couch while everyone was asleep. Lol, so anyways, I was thinking... yeah thinking is new to me... anyways...

1. your first kiss, you probably gunna sorta suck at it.

2. If you gunna make out on a couch don't do it while his sister is three feet away

3. Your first real few kisses in that same night, you can't just kiss in one place... examples... On the couch, against the fridge, up against a table, on a chair, next to the door where your step dad baby brother and mom are sleeping... etc.

4. Who ever really kisses you first- I don't care if you still like 'em or not- that person owns your lips... don't you dare contridict me, if you say no its like saying who ever you F***** first doesn't own your virginity...

5. If you don't like your first kiss, too f****** bad, he's got your lips sorry... again you saw no, then go back up to virginity up there in four.

6. Its cool you got your first kiss, don't tell the whole Damn world, seriously... okay to be honest i am telling all of you but still, I didn't tell no one I know.

7. Don't do anything drunk- not that I did but just getting it out there

8. If the kiss is forced on you, I still think it counts. your oppinion is yours, Really I care but don't get all pissy at me k?

9. Don't F*** on your first kiss- again I didn't but getting it out there.

10. Last but not least if you got your first kiss already I hope it was good, who haven't good luck and have fun but be safe.

Author's Note

Don't care about grammer, don't get all pissy and shit about things I say- cause I ain't gunna fight back, You can right what you want in the reviews just don't go call me names, its kind of irritating