Black Friday Grasshopper

A Story by Abishai100

A stranger notion of holiday-season consumerism 'angst' generating all sorts of darkness and world-chess for the social traffic Ego.

A nod to holiday-season human-world storytelling, inspired by Jingle All the Way but with a very 'dark' twist!

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After reading a special work by a great and unusual American writer about the quality of modern Earth eco-consciousness casting special heroics and lyrics for eco-terrorism daring or outlandish dangers and bad wisdom meditation to capture the realism behind real Earth-resource or naturalism corruption, Sera decided she'd leave her life of women's fashion designs to become an eco-terrorist. She decided to dart o O'Hare (Chicago Airport) using the new 'evil' alias 'Grasshopper' (wow).

"I'll go to the Duty-Free shop with my special metal-tin mini-vial filled with hot-acid and use it to burn a hole into the glass-box holding diamonds-jewelry from around the world no doubt sullied by modern 'conflict-zone' mining (blood-diamonds from Africa!) reminding folks of the capitalism erosion suddenly linked to 'rogue' terrorism finance(s)" (Sera).

It was Black Friday, and Sera the newborn eco-terrorist headed to O'Hare to create this strange mad-pain schema for an ideation on the 'chess-stalemate' between modern capitalism corruption and active citizenry-vigilance but chose this strange path of deviance rather than social-controls. After all, Black Friday had become that post-Thanksgiving holiday-season consumerism 'diadem' of psyche-symbol or excellence in commercial vanities flowery and general shopping life and a 'perfect' chance to create a special capitalism-woes eco-terrorism message of darkness, which is what Sera sought at O'Hare on Black Friday.

SERA: I'll get a cool toy war-games machine-gun/rifle and carry it to the O'Hare guardsman's station claiming it's an Xmas-toy for my darling son in Chicago and then reveal that it's filled with hot-acid and see if the airport personnel are prepared for a stranger that day and then claim the gun was sold to me by a merchant outside the airport, rendering me ignorant; this shall be a media-pun game for some kind of cyber-terrorism deed (ha).

O'HARE GUARDSMAN/SECURITY-PERSONNEL: It's Thanksgiving oddity of chess-stalemate; Sera claimed to own a greenhouse!

According to reports and cyber-underground/fanzine gossip, Sera had become the new Unabomber, a sensationalist in the worlds of modern anti-establishment rhetoric, and she therefore was something of a 'cool target' suddenly for journals and even psychos of Earth, but fortunately, a more objective vigilante-detective named Amlan Satan decided to start making cyber-blogs about why modern 'everyday folks' would turn to eco-terrorism, even during the holiday-season (Black Friday) and posted cyber-ideas about using alternative 'activity-clubs' to avoid the 'Earth temptation' of rebel-chess.

AMLAN SATAN: We're making a Porcellian chess-society presentation linking Black Friday psychology with Mecca-concerns!

Amlan Satan had become a modern-day 'cool man' of the 'normal' overground works-world of sociological chess-IQ surrounding capitalism controls and journalism for anti-terrorism and social democratic reforms. This guy was Batman to Sera's Poison Ivy, the normal stranger vigilante of masked 'chess' rivaling a modern 'radical' or eccentric female eco-terrorist in the 'troubled' Earth-city of criminal-insanity ridden Gotham, which had drawn much fanfiction-comics interest from modern social-media/Internet surfers (wow).