Amlan/Raki: Creeper Advantage

Can sports collections offer a Homeland 'ethos' defense, when two princes of America are challenged by a 'dark' messenger of (incomplete) deletion?

A media-culture 'fable' featuring the 'nasty' horror-avatar Creeper (Jeepers-Creepers). Happy Xmas, 

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AMLAN: We've become sports-trophy collectors for patriot-storyboards, pal.

RAKI: Our shared Homeland-Jersey home-studio for net-arts is antiterrorism goodness.

AMLAN: I hope we don't draw eyes from the Devil, Raki; we're poor artists only.

RAKI: Who'd bother us, in this American climate of social-media commentary/IQ?

AMLAN: I get a 'stranger' feeling (for bureaucracy!).

Amlan and Raki had found nice distances for sports-collections and writing and found a really nifty Super Bowl 'toast' for memoir, a Cali-Rams QB treasure worth its weight in new millennium net-activity/commentary gold and created a special metaphysics tale of two bros competing for the card with great vanity and considered their home-studio a great photo-synthesis image of Homeland/American comforts, but someone was spying on them, as they cast themselves as residentialism 'princes' of capitalism's bright vanities for lifestyle (hmm).

This spy was a messenger of the dark side of the universe. He called himself Creeper and had a zombie-visage and adversarial message about 'fertilization' of capitalism/media 'design' vanities for Earthlings. He entered Amlan and Raki's home-studio and demanded they defend their special Cali-Rams (QB) Super Bowl memoir/trophy as a Homeland culture laurel for worthy intelligence/sanity, lest he decapitate them and steal their treasure(s). What would they say to the evil Creeper now?

CREEPER: Stafford began his career in Detroit, gents (ok).
AMLAN/RAKI: This Rams-trade Bowl-memory card is a Super Bowl laurel, Creeper!
CREEPER: Do you know why I'm challenging you with this sports-media culture word?
AMLAN/RAKI: You wish to test our defense-IQ for sports/capitalism culture for sanity.
CREEPER: Correct-o; you must prove your insight into this trophy-treasure, for life.
AMLAN/RAKI: Or you'll decapitate us, Creeper.
CREEPER: Correct-o; consider me the scare-man of life's granted vanities, gents (ok?).
AMLAN/RAKI: What choice do we have but to create the right-tone for life-legalese?
CREEPER: None (proceed).
AMLAN/RAKI: This Rams-Stafford Bowl-memoir QB card/trophy is material language.
CREEPER: What's that?
AMLAN/RAKI: For the 'art' of incomplete-distances...to media/sportsmanship dye.

CREEPER: Damn (bureaucracy).

AMLAN/RAKI: Perhaps you'll self-exile to the deep-ocean abyss for private study.

CREEPER: Perhaps...conceding this social media 'handshake' image for sport-dowry.

AMLAN/RAKI: We keep your secret...you keep ours.

CREEPER: Damn (bureaucracy).

Creeper agreed to self-exile and Amlan/Raki won the Pulitzer for their book about football-trophy collectors superstitions, titled Dart-Mouth, and they'd wonder if their incomplete-distances to sports/media-life vanities had afforded them the extra credit chance(s) to create the holograms of (nearly-perfect) Homeland-culture sportsmanship daylight(s) (for bureaucracy).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)