Orange (Florida) Gremlins: Wally

Amlan/Raki inherit an ancient-creature pet friend named Wally and must seek extra credit 'flare' for Miami-confidence when it multiplies/mutates for a 'discreet' misadventure.

A fun pre-weekend fanfiction of the original Gremlins (Joe Dante), my final treatment of this piece/work/theme. Thanks for reading! 

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AMLAN: This Chinese eatery owner in Miami gave me this ancient-pet friend, Raki.

RAKI: It's extremely cute, pal; let's name him Wally, yeah?

AMLAN: We're to obey this simple home-care 'omen' about 12-12 feed-time zones.

RAKI: No food (only drink) after noon and before midnight, ok?

AMLAN: If we don't heed the advice, the dude said there'd be social-media hell.

RAKI: It's Xmas in the Orange-State; no one wants mall-paranoia; Facebook like.

Unfortunately, Amlan/Raki didn't heed their extra credit 'field goal' advice of the Chinese-man who gifted them their special new tiny pet-friend (Wally) in the Orange-State (Miami, Florida) of incomplete-distances readings for all things (simply) dialysis and fed their mystical-creature, known as a Gremlin, past midnight that Xmas-season of consumerism/mall-hopping spirits and watched the friend multiply into two. Miami social-media was in for a rude-time (now) with traffic-paranoia (wow). Follow along.

AMLAN: What'd you feed Wally, man?

RAKI: Man, I just gave him some Funyuns (onion-friend junk-food) at like 12:30am.

AMLAN: Why'd get past the 30-min; when we knew the deadline-omen, man?

RAKI: Man, it was staring at me eating the Funyuns; I thought to give him 3 bites.

AMLAN: Shoot; now we have 2 Gremlins, Wally and this other, more sneaky-one.

RAKI: Yeah, and this more 'sneaky' one seems to be changing; it's getting bigger.

AMLAN: And changing-colors, damn.

That 2nd-Gremlin, the one that was the multiple of the (original) Gremlin (Wally), mutated into a hideous troll right before Amlan and Raki's horrified eyes, in their nice Orange-State (Florida) shared apartment that Xmas-season of 'incomplete-distances' readings for life-drawn superstitions for traffic-worry and scurried out of the apartment as Amlan/Raki gave chase...right into the Miami shopping-complex (wow). This was not Facebook like.

OFFICER AUSTIN: Bound disasters in the American Homeland, gents.
AMLAN/RAKI: Thanx for believing in us, Officer Austin.
OFFICER AUSTIN: So you state-hopped to chase this 'troll' all the way here?
AMLAN/RAKI: It was (originally) in our Orange-State of incomplete-lines of Hell!
OFFICER AUSTIN: Perchance you seek this policewoman as your Magdalene?
AMLAN/RAKI: Geez, this is some truly bad social media homeland-traffic joke.
OFFICER AUSTIN: Don't worry, gents; we Americans care for gossip and terror.
AMLAN/RAKI: What if this 'troll' grows to giant-size (like Godzilla)?
OFFICER AUSTIN: Well, gents, we've got a real detective-adventure for lore.
AMLAN/RAKI: If we succeed and cage the troll and return to Miami, we'll dance!
OFFICER AUSTIN: Good talk, gents; perchance we've made for Homeland boxing.
AMLAN/RAKI: Gremlins for gratuity; lessons of omens ignored; you're our angel.
OFFICER AUSTIN: American Homeland policewomen always care about dialysis.
AMLAN/RAKI: What a consumerism/traffic monster-season we've got now is truth.
OFFICER AUSTIN: Consider me your 'Gremlin-devil' (for prayers), lads!
AMLAN/RAKI: Thanx...Facebook like.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)