Philly Leviathan: Domain/Rangers

An ex-bodyguard and ex-athlete make for a pro-football level spirits securities 'examination' for Philly/Homeland bureau-IQ in incomplete-distances lines for danger.

A cool adaptation of The Last Boy Scout (Tony Scott). 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fanfiction offers no ties to the city of Philadelphia and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for creative-arts/fiction (for 'open' translation). 

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Well, Amlan Satan reviewed his sad-story of being dismissed from a DC company bodyguard position after interceding on an American leader abusing a young woman inside a Wingate room he was paid to (simply) watch and wondered what he'd do now that he'd moved to the City of Brotherly Love and worked with those 'pesky' incomplete-distances of Selfie-culture commentary of street-transit and sportsmanship-rhetoric imagery and searched for ideas on social media for new detective/guardian opps (hmmm).

COMMISSIONER: Well, this stranger treasure-linked Philly-football ring's stinky.

SATAN: I'm your private-dick for the case, Commissioner; and I've a 'friend' now.

COMMISSIONER: Your 'claim' is of discovery of a social-media blogging ex-player.

SATAN: His name's Marcus Raki, and he'd been dismissed under 'auspicious' games.

COMMISSIONER: So you've found a 'cyber-streets' buddy to become your ally.

SATAN: So, this football-case involves some diamond-operations for team/bodies.

COMMISSIONER: May lead all the way to the capital...I know you've a grudge-IQ!

SATAN: I'll be objective...and stop drinking...and cheer football-gems online, sir.

COMMISSIONER: Excellence for flares in Hell, Mr. Satan (Godspeed!).

Amlan Satan had connected with an ex-football 'dude' on social media (Mr. Marcus Raki) who had his own 'grudge' after being dismissed under auspicious conditions from his universe, and now the two were unofficially 'Ronin' for this stranger Philly-case of incomplete-distances readings for sports-net activity commentary culture treasure/insurance intrigue for corruption leading all the way to the nation's center, and it prompted Amlan and Marcus to make a pit-stop to the cop-station to investigate a line of bloody-murders leading up to some diamond-exhibition media 'event' tied with Philly-football companies/investors (wow).

POLICE: Seems these victims all had some 'chess-tie' with retaurants!

AMLAN/MARCUS: We get it; clear-out waiters snooping-in on fatsos drunk/chat(s).

POLICE: Looking into string of (regular) patrons at these eateries of Philly, friends.

AMLAN/MARCUS: This football-case with diamonds-ads hype really stinks, man!

POLICE: Thanx for the curiosity/sideshow, detectives (good-luck!).

PHILIP ION: This diamond-expo's not interrupted by pesky/curious dicks (now!).

ASSOCIATE: We 'sting' the detectives-for-hire for football gossip and comics-dough?

ION: Good advice; make it happen; I want to be a City of Brotherly Love youth-IQ.

ASSOCIATE: Very bad (excellence!).

The stage was set for Phill-tension, and it came to the Tree-of-Knowledge in the city (American Homeland) that Philip Ion was a real 'stranger-alien' character, and detectives Amlan/Marcus (once-jaded now-heroes) decided to 'predict' that Ion's gargoyles would surface at a football media highlight game to create a distraction freak-sideshow terror-stunt with an Oswald-dummy while they continued to trumpet their diamond-ad track-line for capitalism bad-glory. This was not Facebook like.

MARCUS RAKI: "Why'd social-media/capitalism Selfie-IQ turn to leviathan(s)?"

COMISSIONER: Congrats, friend.

SATAN (Amlan): This was pure Hell, but Ion's in jail, and diamonds-insurance is IQ.

COMMISSIONER: Marcus is deciding to become your full-time partner, eh?

SATAN: He's found Philly true-love with an Eagle-Eye cheerleader, sir (wow).

COMMISSIONER: You regret the use of weaponry for Homeland fortune-flares, man?

SATAN: Never (bureaucracy's art).

EZZY (Cheerleader): You and Amlan Satan were like Rangers of Philly, hon!
MARCUS: You're my trophy-hologram, for Philly's art(s), Esmerelda (wow).
EZZY: Very cool (darkness)...now Facebook like.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)