2.5 Woman

Portrait of a Homeland ('American') prince with a Romanticism-image inquiry concerning incomplete-lines to all that's (simplified) marriage.

A story of a male/prince seeking variances/intelligence for Romanticism, drawn-loosely from the Americana-culture men's lifestyle/distances TV series Two and a Half Men (CBS). Thanks for reading, 

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AMLAN SATAN: "Selfie-bound for Thanksgiving-TV culture shares for Romanticism."

Prince Satan made toast of his Thanksgiving-football culture (TV) trophy-item, a Detroit-city QB-rookie gem with Bowl-premonitions for American Homeland sportsmanship-superstitions and wondered if such consumerism/athletics language-arts would draw him closer to Romanticism, for he'd become a lonely-prince of Western (Homeland-Jersey) expressions of simplified dodecahedrons (for the Ego).

PAMELA (Bachelorette): Fan of sports, eh?
SATAN: I've this special painting of Nadia Comaneci (gymnastics/Olympian).
PAMELA: She was special?
SATAN: Surely correct-o, Pam; she was high-art for TV-culture, surely.
PAMELA: Impressive, a football collector with femme-athletics dodecahedrons.
SATAN: I think so, Pam...perchance you find some Romanticism-IQ behind it!
PAMELA: Surely maybe, Satan; Selfie-distances for Earthling-dodecahedrons.
SATAN: Good for bureaucracy-arts, eh?
PAMELA: Perhaps...I might become a 'model' inspiration for calendar-dogma.

SATAN: Good wage (thanx).

SABRINA (Bachelorette): So, Mr. Satan, you've found a house-keeper interest/rate.

SATAN: Seems so, Sabby.

SABRINA: I've been your visiting-maid for about 2.5 months, sure.

SATAN: Lonely prince, old tales, Earthling-diet, you're a contender (for me!).

SABRINA: Is this like that film...Sabrina (Harrison Ford)?

SATAN: Maybe, Sabby...but I prefer that original gem (Humphrey Bogart!).

SABRINA: Very cool...perchance you can 'digest' a revelation I keep.

SATAN: What's it (go for it)?

SABRINA: I'm bisexual!

SATAN: What's it?

SABRINA: Shocked.
SATAN: Facebook-like...Belgian-waffle diet for my calendar-distances.

SABRINA: Who's my competition/contender, Prince Satan?
SATAN: A model dowry (ok).

Now, Prince Satan had a real tough cookie of a dilemma, for he liked both his princess-contenders (Pam/Sabby), but the bisexuality-claim(s) of Sabrina made this a Homeland-Jersey 'challenger' inquiry in his brain, while living in his veiled humble suburbia small-town (Echelon) house with 'dodecahedron' windows.

PAM: You're choosing the maid over the inspiration-model (ok?).

SATAN: Sorry...despite her odd brain, she's simplified comforts humbled (for me!).

SABBY: You've chosen wisely, Prince Satan.

SATAN: Given my love of athletics, seems I've found the bread/fruit for 9/11.

SABBY: What's it?

SATAN: Pluralism-rhetoric for my Selfie-age of incomplete-lines to disaster(s).

SABBY: Ok (good).

Wow, Prince Amlan Satan was thrilled with his Rationalism-choice, and he married Sabby (Sabrina) and made an Xmas-consumerism 'parody-doodle' avatar for his new consumerism/media culture cyber-storyboard about 'incomplete-distances' readings for Western/American bureaucracy-dialysis (for the heart!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)