A Catholic Field (Goal)

A Story by Abishai100

Portrait of eco-capitalism 'psychiatry' for fortune bread/fruit in the troubles-rich Kingdom (Euro) for incomplete-distances readings for Northern Irish address.

A faerie-tale about capitalism-and-doughnuts about Western civilization (United Kingdom) 'troubles' and the IRA, which I hope you'll like,

DISCLAIMER: This work of social fiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' translation).

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INTERVIEW: You were arrested as the lone-agent of the F-IRA.

AMLAN SATAN (Me): Foreign Irish Republican Army (eco-capitalism crusade).

INTERVIEW: You swapped (rumored-insured) blood-diamonds with glass-toys.

AMLAN SATAN (Me): A long 'field goal' crusade in the Kingdom for consumerism-IQ.

INTERVIEW: This conflict-zone gem smugglers-roads intercepts was some art.

AMLAN SATAN (Me): Distribution of consumerism-chess for lifestyle-diet deed.

INTERVIEW: Why blood-diamonds, Mr. Satan?

AMLAN SATAN (Me): Treasures/commerce facilitate Catholic-Protestant shopping!

INTERVIEW: In poor-troubled Northern Ireland (United Kingdom), eh?
AMLAN SATAN (Me): Selfie-commentary culture readings for dodecahedrons, friend.

INTERVIEW: Good for bureaucracy-arts (Facebook-like!).

My name's Amlan Satan, and I worked as an insider-infiltrations intelligence-man for blood-diamond interceptions 'chess' for Kingdom (Northern Ireland) advocacy of consumerism/insurance superstitions for commerce-facilitative Parliament-policy talks for Catholic-Protestant street-life/coexistence enhancement language-arts for 21st-Century Earthling image for pluralism-dodecahedrons (for the Ego!).

INTERPOL: "Blood-diamond corruption threatens rogue finance/piracy language(s)."

Friends, this time-capsule retell about the distances to pluralism-securities for Northern Irish lifestyle concerning the timeline(s) of post-partition (mainland Catholic Ireland) offers us a consumerism/treasures insurance 'confidence' for policy-reform 'intelligence' for Earthling-dialysis, and it's why I became a stranger character James Bond in the mod-capitalism age of leviathans for history/records for resistance to coexistence faerie-tale imagery/fiction! Follow along.

As the lone-agent of this 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA), I decided to mount the special eco-capitalism platform for bank-robbery and blood-diamond swaps with glass-animals toys for Earth-minerals circulations 'value' through my American Homeland social-house at my Ivy-campus alma-mater resource-well to create a globalism-network circle(s) 'consciousness' for facilitations of treasures-dodecahedrons. I wondered who'd become my special liaisons for crusade-examination in infrastructure/dictionaries.

IRA MEMBER: Are you versed in the challenges posed by the Black/Tans, friend?
ME: I know they were assigned ex-vet and sometimes ex-con vigilance-punishers!
IRA: Good to know of your bread/fruit for Catholic-Protestant relations woes, pal.
ME: Well, I'm merely a blood-diamond thief and eco-capitalism vigilante, friend!
IRA: That's surely good-enough for our Northern Irish policy-talk(s) woes.
ME: Parliament's been negotiating commerce-linked pluralism intelligence, no?
IRA: Catholic-Protestant relations enhancements through consumerism-bread/fruit.
ME: Blood-diamond smugglers highways complicate poverty-angst in Belfast, no?
IRA: Catholic-Protestant divisions undermined the West's pens for religion-dogma.
ME: Surely I understand; we need Western calms for authority over Israel-Palestine.
IRA: How can we administer Israel-Palestine authority if our Christian church's Hell?
ME: Catholic-Protestant discrimination, for Northern Irish 'troubles' is damage.
IRA: That's why this new Parliament-policy IQ for consumerism (diamonds) is godly.
ME: It's why I became the lone-agent of the Foreign Irish Republican Army!
IRA: Devoted to blood-diamonds operations in poor Northern Ireland (UK), right?
ME: Correct-o; perchance we become fast-friends, for capitalism's doughnut.

IRA: Are you aware of the stern punisher-clause(s) of the Black/Tans records?

ME: I suppose this 'force' for British (empire) declaration's a reaction to art.

IRA: Take good caution, Mr. Satan, for the Black/Tans represent English Hell (ok?).

ME: Let's imagine my James Bond crusade for eco-capitalism is insured fantasy.

IRA: For the diplomats?

ME: For the dinosaur (Facebook-like).

IRA: Good chess (thanx).

Wow, I really found a cyber-net ally in the Irish Republican Army for my blood-diamond operations chess-stalemate 'thinking' for economics/consumerism bred Kingdom (Northern Ireland) street-intuitions for Western civilization handshakes and globalism/pluralism rhetoric facilitating Catholic-Protestant lifestyle/commerce enhancements through intercepts of underground/criminal smugglers-highways 'vanities' for Parliament-dodecahedrons (for freelance-capitalism!).

LONDON CRITIC: Isn't this merely some Robin Hood idealism?
ME (Amlan Satan): I disagree; this is eco/economics linked Kingdom-life, friend.

LONDON CRITIC: Well, the idea that blood-diamonds is eco-medicine is trouble!

ME (Amlan Satan): We've wed eco-vigilantism with capitalism's bread/fruit.

LONDON CRITIC: Pluralism/inter-religious coexistence through commerce, eh?
ME (Amlan Satan): As the infiltrations 'chess-man' of gems, I'm a circus-clerk.

LONDON CRITIC: Can we sift through the weeds of smuggling with vigilantism, pal?

ME (Amlan Satan): There's a masked-theater 'art' for social-media ditch, no?

LONDON CRITIC: Damn (bureaucracy's art).

Ten years later, I found myself in New England (Boston-town) adapting this entire capitalism-insurance 'dilemma' into a Pulitzer-caliber novel concept, which I (appropriately) titled Diamonds are Failure, and I became an Earthling-nerdist of the hovercraft-distances of what had become a commerce/consumerism 'character' image of incomplete-distances readings for the lines/languages of folk pluralism darkness. Would Catholic-Protestant division forever undermine the West's authority-quills for Israel-Palestine dictionaries (for the Ego)? I dared to think I was a conviction-diplomat of the messenger of some affirmation of Earthling-distances. What do you think? Is social-media 'culture' and consumerism 'glitter' (simplified) vanities-for-dawn?