Irish-Detective-Kits: from Hell

Private-detectives (Amlan/Danica) move to a Western region of culture-clash post cease-fire to detect a case worth its weight in silvery Earthling doughnuts for folk-bureaus.

A street-psyche culture-therapy Western civilization tale featuring references to the 'complexity' surrounding the controversy-rich IRA and (very-loosely) drawn from the regions-consciousness life/crime story (film) A Belfast Story (Colm Meaney), which featured one of my fave-actors from the iconic Star Trek franchise. Enjoy (and thanks for reading), 

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AMLAN: The cease-fire in Belfast (United Kingdom) is what prompted us to become detectives.

DANICA: Detectives-for-hire and Kingdom-hearts for this new serial-case involving post-war Hell!

AMLAN: Me thinks given our shared Catholic-ID, despite non-Irish ID (Algerian/Canadian) is good.

DANICA: No one wants shadows of Catholic-Protestant imprints in Belfast for simple case-language.

AMLAN: You said it, partner; everyone's viewing UK-sky eyes for consumerism-life happiness.
DANICA: Let's let the West worry about Israe-Palestine, for a change, for a real estate (cool).

Friends, we know poor troubles-rich Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) suffered greatly from generations of inter-religious coexistence maladies and youth-angst between Catholics-Protestants in Belfast created by worry for unemployment/poverty and the dire-straits language(s) for affirmative-action policy-talks in Parliament enhancing everyday consumerism 'street' image for faerie-tales, and that's where we find moved private-dicks, Amlan/Danica, friends from Dartmouth, hailing from differing backgrounds, teleported to the Kingdom for a stranger serial bloody-crime case with no imprints/cues for any Catholic-Protestant (IRA/UVF) malady or signs of the spirit. The two detectives hoped (actually) the Belfast-case wouldn't invoke any memoir-image of civil-war laden 'politics' dodecahedrons (for the Ego!).

AMLAN: Zesty for hospitality's Belfast, partner!

DANICA: Without doubt...perchance the case we solve will be as deliciously comforting, pal.

AMLAN: This serial killer in Belfast-streets (post-12) concerns some IRA-UVF paranoia, me thinks.

DANICA: I concur, partner; he's exacerbating post cease-fire superstition for self-claimed heroics!

AMLAN: In that case, we might make charts for a premonition of where street-gangs roam/target.

DANICA: But is it Catholic or Protestant, Detective Amlan.

AMLAN: All's I'm thinkin' now is this 'fantastic' Irish potato-cream platter (ha).

Friends, Detective Amlan had already been decorated in the West (American Homeland) as a tediously shrewd sleuth of incomplete-lines reading, when a case of horror surfaced involving a cop-decapitations 'artist' who went by the stranger named Citizen-X and simply mystified 'overground' authorities/policemen, casting this mod-Earthling dick as something of a 'nerdist' for street-psyche controls in citizenry-like transit/traffic 'face' dodecahedrons.

Detective Danica bet Amlan in Boston-town (Harvard-Sq.) playing park-chess and became intrigued by his fascination with Robin Hood and Catholicism, which she had shared, since her days at Dartmouth, but they'd parted-ways, with Danica exploring the Western civilization sportsmanship-image market for cyber-fanzine/calendar culture of net-activity 'linked' transit and traffic securities. Now, she decided to become his moved Northern Ireland (UK) crime-detective partner for hire, to bring a 'spice' of sanity and sustenance to a Euro-currency region in a post cease-fire time when the city-streets simply yearned for a life-beat image of simplified dodecahedrons beauty/magic (surely).

AMLAN: You guessed very wisely, partner!

DANICA: Our culprit made-out to look both Catholic and Protestant (IRA/UVF?).

AMLAN: You were right to track him to some lonely-looking 'haven' with populations-border numbers.

DANICA: You were right to think he'd simply commit suicide rather than being detained/arrested.

AMLAN: That's the West (Kingdom) now, Danica...Parliament policy-chess for everyday brains.

DANICA: I miss that potato-creamy platter, hon...Selfie-commentary for leviathan (ok).

AMLAN: Facebook-like (ha)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)