Stephen Fry’s Ballad ExtendedA Poem by Andy RuffettHave you read/listened to "The Ode Less Travelled" by Stephen Fry? No? Well, in the book, Fry asks his readers to write a ballad that he started. Yes? Well, I just explained it didn't I?
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Fry: Now gather round and let me tell the tale of Danny Wise And how his sweet wife Annabel did suck out both his eyes And if I tell the story true and if I tell it clear, There’s not a mortal one of you won’t shriek in mortal fear
I: It was in the evening when it happened Danny was eating away When his wife came to greet him Carrying a fairly large tray
She demanded him to take a look And of course Danny did obey For he knew his wife was rough and tough She put his knickers on display
She hung them from a flagpole Danny was in quite dismay She asked the neighbours to take a look And soon they began to say,
“Danny’s knickers on a flagpole! How funny, how right Danny’s knickers on a flagpole! Comfy, but tight” Danny knew his wife was a sweet young thing Kind, honest, swell But sometimes she’d act very strangely As if cast by a spell
He was worried that when he looked, He’d be afraid at what he’d see Hoping against all hope, He wouldn’t find the remains of Dan McGee
That story had scared him stiff It made him shudder and cry Sometimes he was so afraid, He couldn’t go out at night
So now he looked down at the tray before his eyes And there he saw in the clear lamp light, A dead rabbit with no eyes
His wife confronted him Asked why he’d do such a terrible thing Danny looked at her in shock and cried, “Me? I didn’t touch the thing!”
Annabel laughed and rolled her eyes, She didn’t believe his tale And asked him if he’d be fine to lose his eyes As a token of betrayal
Soon, Danny was up against the wall Not sure at what to expect As his sweet wife Annabel Approached him with disrespect
She licked her lips, a grin on her face She was quite a sight But Danny was more worried about losing both his eyes
Soon her mouth was upon him And Danny screamed in fright And soon his sweet wife Annabel Had sucked out both his eyes
Darkness soon entombed him He felt the warm oozing blood His wife smiled maliciously A sight he never saw
But now, quite unfortunately, We come to the end of this tale Remember children, and remember well, Evil can prevail
It could be amongst us Waiting in the trees And soon as darkness unfurls Suddenly you’ll see
Evil branch out, Maybe even take a life Or maybe you’ll be like Danny And lose both your eyes
So let this be a lesson to you all, Know your friends and know them well Because that one mistake you make Could send you straight to hell © 2011 Andy Ruffett |
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Added on June 21, 2011 Last Updated on June 21, 2011 Tags: Stephen Fry, Danny Wise, Annabel AuthorAndy RuffettToronto, Ontario, CanadaAboutMy name is Andy Ruffett and I love writing. It's been my passion and it always will be. My writing expands through me through many different ways such as through story telling. Sometimes my stories ar.. more..Writing
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