Christmas Stew

Deck the halls with someone who broke a heart

Fall la la la laa, la la la laa.

Ruldoph the red john deer tractor

Won't you cut my grass tonight.

Jingle bells.. Jingle bells

Jingle all the...PLEASE be quiet so I can sleep!

Oh what fun.. it is to...Damn I knew I forgot a gift!

Oh come all ye faithless.. the holidays have turned tastless.

Oh Xmas fee, oh Xmas fee.. How I wish I didn't have to spend thee.

Dashing through the rain...inside a stinky cramped up bus

Over the trash we drive...How am I gonna survive!

On the first day of Christmas.. my..Oh I don't have one of those.

On the first day of Christmas California gave to me....

Twelve tests a failing

Eleven students wailing

Ten broken nails

Nine late trains on rails

Eight hands a groping

Seven druggies doping

Six maids a moaning

Five convicts atoning

Four cars a crashing

Three lovers mashing

Two shoppers shooting

And a cartridge empty on a city street!

California Christmas Stew! 

Ain't it neat!

Reviews

[Dream Slave]

All I could do after reading this was laugh... I am still laughing... Ok, now I have stopped. Your imagination is endless and funny indeed. I enjoyed the ride. Thanks.