Dogs

1-10-1 story (one word sentence, then two word sentence, up until 10 word sentences, then nine word sentence, eight word sentence, back to one word sentence)

“Hello.”

“Nice dog.”

“It’s a lab.”

“Labs are really cute.”

“Not as cute as you.”

“Oh, you’re such a smooth talker.”

“Thank you, what do people call you?”

“It’s Jessica, but almost everyone calls me Jess.”

“What do you want me to call you, then?”

“If you play your cards right, then anything you want.”

“How about the best looking woman in the world?”

“Best looking, that’s a little much, isn’t it?                         

“Well, I think it’s just about right.”

“What do you think is best?”

“Best about your everlasting beauty?”

“Yeah, what’s the best?”

“Those perfect tits.”

“… You’re kidding.”

“… Yes.”