Canine Misunderstandings of the Feline PsycheA Poem by Attaxer
Lemme lay something down for you.
If a Dog, and and a Cat. Were to..... Fall in love. What would it look like from the outside? Abomination! NO! Impossible! Feline shouts of distaste would hiss in this particular cats ears. Forever. Despicable Wrong! Inconceivable! Literally. Canines would use their metaphors to bite and tear this dog limb from limb Talk about discouraged. After awhile. Feline vixens would begin to calm down. Try their hand at subtlety. Dogs are dirty, uncivilized, immoral creatures. The Canine species would opt for a blunt approach. Cats are vain, lazy, pampered creatures. But this particular couple of immoral lovers. They understand. They know that all these bad mouthin dogs and scat slingin' cats are sad. Not even aware of their own envy. Well that's alright. Any wise old cat or dog will notice and tell you immediately. That these smooth lovers. They understand the world. The know what's important. It's a classic tail, Romeo meets Juliet. It's all for you sweetheart. Yes. You. Come take a ride on the world with me. I'll try my best to be Casanova if you'll be my Cat. © 2011 Attaxer |
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Added on April 13, 2011Last Updated on April 13, 2011 Previous Versions AuthorAttaxerLouisville, KYAboutI'm a different type of individual than most would assume. I am honest to a fault. I am caring. I embrace three basic principles. Expression is the key to happiness. Know who you are an.. more..Writing
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