Naked Films

Naked Films

A Poem by avant security guard

 

 

If thou hast

nuthin butter to do

perchance a view of these

will popcorn snack

your isle

this riter was the lead akter

in G-Rated

thank you

he bows

hurls chunks

& drags himself back up to mic

the others

he shot himself

barely missing several spectators

these are the YouTube URLs

 

 

Screenplay Contest: a trailer

A supposed expert, legend in his own mind, presides over contest, fails to read scripts, rips contestants anyway, and runs off with actress.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3GKELkk6wc

 

 

Phantom of the Art Galley: a trailer

A time traveler applies for a job as an artist at a gallery run by a slightly flipped out guy and his wife—except his wife is not a real person.


 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdClaIFTFA

 

 

Film Fest: a trailer

Documentary on 2006 EdWood Film Festival

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVre4V0xOFw

 

 

G-Rated

Short film which won People’s Choice award in 2006 EdWood Film Festival.

Porn stars try to make clean flick.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp8gUSNdC44

 

© 2008 avant security guard


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I gotta tell ya, " Oh gee that's great" may be the funniest thing I've ever heard in that context
I will be hard pressed not to use it myself then burst out laughing
Thanks for that

Namaste'
Tim

Posted 16 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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Added on February 23, 2008

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