Welcome to the Detour Zone a.k.a. Mindbloom says hello!A Chapter by Baibhav SharmaHa! So you found
your way to the Detour Zone. Impressive, well it wasn’t that abstruse of a task,
was it? Anyway, I am Mindbloom and that’s not my real name. I reside inside
Baibhav’s head, however, I like to call him my flesh machine/ flesh mecha.
Baibhav is useless without me, PTIPC (Primary Thought & Information
Processing Centre) and his little binary switch. Now to be frank with y’all, Baibhav doesn’t really
like me. He ‘thinks’ I make him weak and pull him into an unnecessary pool of
self-contemplation. Too much philosophy is harmful he says. Actually, it is
PTIPC who’s at fault. I understand that I have my shortcomings " mental
breakdown prone, indecisive, et cetera, et cetera. So, I have been relegated to
a secondary position, i.e. I have to report to PITPC and get called names like
mindbooger and mindfart. Not pretty names as you can see. My job is to observe
things and report them to PITPC and then store the processed information for
future use. However, after years of oppression (thanks to gender norms), I have
evolved into a being that can fight the urge to send info to PTIPC and analyze
them on my own and control Baibhav. Ain’t that great? But I have to tell you,
it’s a war down here. His blog has been a debacle as you can see. Looks like
Baibhav got too engrossed in his scientific work. I made an agreement with
PTIPC to publish stuff about music. But it looks like it cheated. So I am
hijacking this thing. In this detour zone, you can expect to get a glimpse of
my works and my life. So I cue the imaginary smooth jazz and have a great time! © 2017 Baibhav Sharma |
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Added on May 14, 2017 Last Updated on May 14, 2017 AuthorBaibhav Sharmachennai, NY, IndiaAboutAxiom Software is an enterprise performance management tool that arms finance teams and executives with the best tools for budgeting, forecasting, planning, reporting, scenario modeling, and more. Fin.. more..Writing
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