The Headmaster

A Poem by BenjTurlik

A Headmaster Lectures one of his professors on proper disciplinary action on his students.

To educate your little bratty beasts I do advise
Come up with prim and proper plans for their demise
All children must be govern'd with a firm and steady fist
Let down on them as hard and fair, but make sure it isn't miss'd

So with sheer arrogance and joy I do say to you my friend
Let me tell you of the tactics I devote, your ear you care to lend
These may come off as Brutish, gnarly, evil, or sheer indecent
Savage, vicious, agitated, distraught, but very recent

Some little broken fingers, some little battered toes
Removes every little bit of envy, laziness, or woes
A little bash of Jonathan, a little hit on Sue
A bit of rage on Caroline for when she got the flu.

So continue sir I will to detail the level of success
Whence it comes to strict abuse I definitely profess.
A tiny slash on Will, a battery on Phil
Take care of your aggression as it's known that it can kill

A beating on the neck, a whipping on them all
Thin and fat alike it doesn't matter, short and tall
A handsome flogging 'bout the bottom does the trick just as well
Aggression comes from their stupendous stupidity and smell

Use these tactics wisely and every student you will quell.