Stupd Girls Only ("I Lost" Vol. 3)

If you really read this, you'll see what I'm REALLY talking about Willis......

 

Jarrod: What happened with Tracy man?

Marcus: Jarrod you met that girl, she's not very smart!

Tyler: C'mon man, you don't f**k her brains!

                          - from the movie "Boomerang"

                                   

 

Stupd Girls only

 

( “I Lost” Vol. 3)

 

by Bridgey "TonyRomo" Crewe

 

So for now on,

I'm only gonna date stupid girls!!!

 

I mean the bump into the wall, get lost inside a mall, “I” before “E”, except after 3, Chicken of the Sea, George W. dumb a*s, completely stupid girls for me.........

With really big breasts!!

 

I'm talking the super beautiful, bubble gum twirling, insanely insane, sexy, air-headed dullard, ridiculously s**t for brains, incredibly stupid girls for me.......

Who are really good in bed!!

 

They don't pose a threat

as to what I plan to do

Which is to preserve an injured heart,

that's been broken in two

 

Beautiful, funny, intelligent women

complicate things

I love them,

       they leave me

I'm left with beautiful, funny,

intelligent memories

 

The engaging conversationalist who’s intellectually stimulating, and who’s virtuous & reserved keeping me anticipating & waiting, beautiful book wormy, artsey, incredibly sexy, college degree-having, complete woman..........

Stay the f**k

    away from me!! 

 

We were not meant to be

You've made it painfully obvious to me

Your totality's a liability

So give me the "not so Smarties"

 

Please, just stay away

And I'm so not playing!

Gone & get ghost! Like Pac Man

                  You know what I'm saying?!

 

My intrigue in you indeed

        is buried deep inside of me

No more of those going to poetry reads, or winning spelling bees, scoring perfect SATs, respectful women for me!

 

I love the smart ones........

         But the smart ones have hurt me

I'm drawn to the interesting ones......

         The interesting ones leave me

 I could never love the stupid ones

Because I could never take them seriously!

"Just concentrate

     on looking pretty dear."

They are perfect for me!

 

I've been hurt beyond reasonable repair

Pushing potentially great women away

Anyone intriguing who dared loved me

I forcefully told them they couldn't stay

 

And with tears in two sets of eyes,

                   we walk in different directions

I reject before rejection,

          and am left with multiple questions......

 

Did I HAVE to let her go?

 Would she have given me her best?

 Could she really,

              truly love me?

And not leave me

                  like all the rest?                               

But I guess we'll never know.....

Because I've cashed out my chips,

and folded my final hand

in this bullshit poker game long ago!

 

 

So forget the women

who have it all!

Their intelligent

time has passed

 

So bring on the

         stupid girls!!!

You know, the dumb-f**k, Kelly Bundy, Hillary Banks, short bus, helmet wearing, finger counting, deranged thinking “The Moon is just the backside of the Sun!”,  blank brained, daydreaming, Out to Lunch, never thinking, “The stork delivers the baby to mommy” still believing, empty headed completely “stupd” girls for me...........

With a really nice a*s!

 

 

I'm quietly trying to hide

that I'm slowly & secretly dying inside.........

 

 

Author's Note

Talking to a good friend last night. I've decided only to date stupid, attractive girls. They don't scare me. I won't get wrapped up emotionally with them. I keep my feelings to myself and have a good time. Interesting, funny, smart, beautiful women are when I get in trouble. Then I'm writing shit like I was last week. Can't let that happen! So this is my plan! Hail Stupid Girls!!!

Reviews

[Taylor Maye]

Lol this was funny and I totally understand. Once you've been dumped enough time by one type of man or women you tend to stay away from them because you're scared they will do it again. This was interesting and cool. You're fed up and now you just want a girl YOU can dump for a change get your "wham bam thank you ma'ms" out of the way before you go looking for another smarty. I loved the line "go get ghost", back side of the sun and I before e except after 3" your so f*****g creative

[Kena Dawn Augustine]

interesting to hear what it's like on a man's point of view about stuipd attractive girls. I know many men just want to use them for sex, but either way...yes,,, smart and confiddnet women tend to intimidate men. i know i do at times, i'm not approchable bec i come across as sophisticated.

again, great write, flowing from bridgey's mind. always interesting when i read your poems. KEEP BRINGING THEM!!!

kena

[Christina Braceros]

you were talking to me!!!! heheheh way to go!!!! i love it!!! you'll get your s one day!!!

[~angelalala~]

"I'm quietly trying to hide
that I'm slowly & secretly dying inside." i really loved this ending line. for all the amusing, interesting metaphors written throughout this writing, the pain & heartbreak is plainly obvious. "I could never love the stupid ones
They are perfect for Bridgey!" heartbroken, sad writer who can portray their pain in an amusing interesting way. another great write.

[M. View]

Yo! B.. thats hot I understand what you mean some not all educated women are a pain for the heart and in the a*s. And some times it may just be us being that pain pushing her away. Stupid girls have their place too cause they are smart to some body cause it some guys that smarts as rocks. LOL

Great write

[THE LOST ROSE]

Hey Bridgey< love the write. Love the humor and the intellect you place in all of your work. Whats up with the open shirt? All you are missing is the chain with the razor blade at the end of it. -lol- Just kidding. MAn I hope you are planning a book? There were a few areas that had me in tears but your skill set with your writing produces chills when I read and it inspires me to write. Those lines are;

My intrigue in you indeed is deceased inside of me, no more poetry reads, or spelling bees, or perfect SATs, and covered up fun bags, respectful women for me!

I guess we'll never know, I've cashed out my chips, and folded my final hand in this bullshit game long ago!

As great as your poetry is you always seems to come up with lines that are worth repeating through out the day like famous movie lines. Great job my brother.

[poetic soul]

lol....hail stupid girls!!
so in that case now girls should stop dating smart and the one "who have it all" men!! ;)
this was fun to read... nice one.... the best part was:

With tears in two sets of eyes,
we walk in different directions
I reject before rejection,
and am left with multiple questions.....

rock on!!!

:) Smiles,
Poetic Soul

[Incindie M. Coeur]

hahaha this is great :] i love the, "get ghost! like pac man if you know what i'm saying", and damn yeah i agree, getting emotionally entangled & then hurt is no fun at alllll.

[Lori]

This had me laughing, but I think we could see that underneath the humor there's raw emotion as well. I've always heard the best comedians are the ones that take their own pain and turn into laughs. You show that here.

[Winter McPherson]

Oh my......just cracking up.....then I get all "awe" suddenly. Now that's a good poem - and up then a down.
Very entertaining yet heart wrenching all at the same time...

[closed account]

*******well i gota says that this were verry funy, you was havin me lafing
the entyer tyme!!!*************

LMAO!! no I am just kidding, this really had me entertained, I am sorry that
you have not had luck with what I like to call * the only kind of women* lol but I do
wish you the best of luck with a stupid girl!! hahaha

funny poem....