Pagan Saviors

On the Wednesday before easter, Judas conspired to kill Jesus. Yes, we Pagans know your stuff, too, better than you. We are the true heroes, and we will save this Earth again, thankless as always.

We are the guardians of the Earth,

Not the Christians,

We worship the Earth,

Not you.


We will save the Earth,

We rally as sisters and brothers,

Share in our affections,

Secretly, unified love,

The basis of our faith,

Which you don't know about,

Because your idiot God hates women.


You don't know us.

You're children to us,

Naive, yet innocent.


We're the saviors of the Earth!

We will slay the demons!

Save our mother!

This is our battle cry!

Pagans for life!

Author's Note

"There."

"He had killed a large boar, much to Triss' fancy. She was hungry, and had not cared to replace her missing vestige. Nonetheless, Bryan sat down, and let her cook the boar."

"Some time later, they enjoyed the meat, together, enjoying a rare moment together. As the sun rose, our hero thought about Yennefer."

"Triss...I..."

"She sighed. Never her. That's their story now. Still loyal to him, but for what?"

-The Bard's Tales- Copyright Bryan Varner/BP Lovecraft, can be republished as long as you cite me as the original author.

Reviews

[Sir Aphid]

Nice! Screw the christians, the perverters of nature! Pagans worship nature, and we were all born of he mother earth, and share the same blood of the old gods. While the christians try to subvert and destroy nature, building their vain monuments to their evil god, we pagans will worships the sacred trees in the forest, knowing the greatest temples and homes of the gods lie in the forests and lakes, untouched by civilized hands.