Dear Jack

Dear Jack, Oh Jacky boy.

I saw you there with that girl.

Please tell me you don't like her.

You know what happens when you get a crush.

Dear Jack, Oh Jacky boy.

I saw you kiss that girl.

Please tell me you didn't ask to see her again.

You know what happens when you try to court.

Dear Jack, Oh Jacky boy.

I saw you get on your knee today.

Please tell me you didn't ask for her hand.

You know what happens to people that marry.

Dear Jack, Oh Jacky boy.

I saw you hug her tight today.

Please tell me she isn't pregnant.

You know what happens to men with kids.

Dear Jack, Oh Jacky boy.

I saw your son graduate today.

Please tell me you're not feeling old.

You know what happens when you age.

Dear Jack, Oh Jacky boy.

I told you so.