KEEP OUT

                             KEEP OUT--- I MEAN IT!!!!

This diary is property of Chloe Mitchells. If found, please place behind green trash can beside the Church of Worship.

If you're reading this, YOU ARE A DIARY READER! You have invaded my privacy and now, you shall be punished. Mom, Dad? You guys have NO PERMISSION to snoop around in here. Amelia Furnum? You DEFINTELY have no right to be in here, unless you want to hear bad things about you. Put this book down, stop reading, if you know what's good for you.

Here is a list of punishments you will receive if you continue reading:

1) A lifelong curse

2) Thrown into a mud puddle (on video)

3) You do my chores for a month

4) No dessert for three weeks

5) You face the wrath of my pig, Phoenix.

ARE YOU STILL READING? GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!

xoxo,

Chloe