The Bad Lunch

The Bad Lunch

A Poem by Chris Yip
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Everyone has e experience at least once

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      I  sat next to the Boss's wife at lunch,

   It turned out to be more than a hunch.

           Her rumblings abdominal,

            were truly phenomenal,

        and everyone thought it was me!


          
        I ate too much of the fish,

      It turn out to be a fishy dish,

        My stomach started to churn,

          I couldn't wait my turn,

       And so my anus started to burn!


         The toilet was too far away,

           And I had no other way,

         My farting was extraordinary,

         And I tried to be ordinary,

         But everyone knew it was me!

© 2012 Chris Yip


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haha this was good! Enjoyed it honestly!

Posted 8 Years Ago


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aaaaaawwww hahahaha.... what a bad lunch!!!!

Posted 8 Years Ago


You are too funny. Whoever could write about digestive distress and make it work. I laughed. I liked it.

Posted 8 Years Ago


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Hilarious,keep writing! Can't wait to read another! Oh,and next time(this is sarcasm) don't write so awesome! You make me look like a loser!!! ;P

Posted 8 Years Ago


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reminds me of a limerick. the scene was vivid. a whimsical topic. nice work.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

I was giggling through the whole thing. thanks for the refreshing and unique read :)

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Pure old school funniness for the reader and a lifetime memory for the victim. I think you and EMF share a partial brain.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Hahaha great poem! I loved the humor, looking forward to more!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This is funny, yes I feel the embarrasment. Wonderful Job

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This was quite amusing!

Posted 8 Years Ago


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