More Orgasms Not Less I Say! And Why Not Have A National Orgasm Day?

Self-explantory.

By Stanley Collymore

 

I was once haplessly obliged to overhear, as was everyone

else on that public omnibus to Worthing, a rather loud

monologue debilitatingly pretty annoying because

it was actually so mindlessly uninspiring but

nevertheless continuously went on apace

while risibly passing itself off as

a conversation when nothing

of the kind, I freely admit, could

have been further removed in

logical terms from the utter

grandstanding and wind-

bawling pursuit of

this incredibly

narcissistic,

female

twit!

 

The subject she was distinctly and obsessively

concerned with, as was quite obvious to all

of us from the very beginning and who

unfortunately were ensconced with

her throughout our journey on

that No.23 public transport

bus owned and operated

by the regional company Metrobus was sex,

which this woman clearly had a problem

with but apparently didn’t see things

that way, making it abundantly clear

in her distinctly ostentatious and

what transparently for her was

also emphatically passed off

as an objective discourse, that by no stretch

of anyone’s imagination was she a fan,

or could ever be influenced to be, of

sexual intercourse and much less

so the personal indulgence of

being plausibly prevailed

upon by anybody, man

or woman, to having

sexually induced

orgasms which

plainly were

out of that

question!

 

And while she grudgingly conceded that Nature’s perverse

and extremely challenging interventions, as she perceives

some sexual inclinations to be, do at times cause that

unfortunately chosen individual to prioritize and

regrettably out of carnal necessity indulge in

sexually relieving themselves occasionally

in such given situations; all the same,

she emphatically stated, their prevalence

disturbingly compounded by the well known physical and

moral dangers of such extravagances ought not to be

cavalierly understated in the maddening rush to

get one’s self sexually mated, but should

instead be most sagaciously and self-

controllably in every conceivable

fashion be seen as a cancerous

curse or even worst and never tolerated let alone

willingly encouraged simply for the sake of

gratuitously having what are very often

overrated and, especially for women

having sex with men, invariably

impossible to achieve, quite

uneventful and regularly

resulting in generally

embarrassing and

shrewdly faked,

hot-blooded

orgasms!

 

© Stanley V. Collymore

23 October 2015.

 

 

Author’s Remarks:

This passenger, of course, was and is entitled to her personal points of view and while I support her entitlement to express them in an appropriate forum I nevertheless don’t subscribe to any one frequently unprovoked in any way stridently, and most unconcernedly for the sensitivity or the right to travel peaceably on a public mode of transport and who just as intrinsically is entitled to that right having such rights callously and or narcissistically usurped by others with a particular bee in their bonnet.

 

That said, and even though this woman’s arguments were manifestly skewed by God alone knows what and that’s not for me to decipher as I didn’t know her and even though she was making a profound nuisance of herself it wasn’t me that she was directly addressing but in effect all of us who were basically involuntarily trapped on that bus with her, there were some points that she made that were nevertheless valid I thought. But that’s my opinion and you’re perfectly and at will entitled to yours after reading this poem.

 

What I would say though is this, that there appears to be a very disconcerting and increasingly as well irritating phenomenon pervading large tracts of the UK where people with little of substance to say and regardless of whether or not anyone wants to hear let alone actually listen to what they decide to unthinkingly regurgitate from within their generally purblind minds, automatically think that they have a dispensation to do precisely that.

 

And other than the restriction of sex effectively used as a tool to prevent more of their kind being insidiously produced, I really don’t see why the curtailment of a rather practical and highly efficient means of continuing a particular species and that generally is most pleasurable as well should be inhibited.